February 2012  (2)

• 03: microwave your guts (0)
• 02: i am audi hits 1 million page views (2)

January 2012  (19)

• 31: scott mitchell talking up the acura nsx (0)
• 30: they live (0)
• 28: clear for iphone – app coming soon (0)
• 27: more 2012 olympic symbolism (0)
• 26: to be a kid again (0)
• 25: endless data being stored and used (0)
• 24: channing frye “suns snapshot” (0)
• 23: video game seizure (2)
• 20: some strange things to kick off 2012 (0)
• 19: tsa body scanners cause cancer – opt out (3)
• 18: 1 year with the ladies (1)
• 13: shit nobody says (0)
• 12: why schools are prisons (1)
• 10: reflekt – need to feel loved (0)
• 09: shaq admits he is a freemason (1)
• 06: alien depicted on canadian $20 coin (0)
• 05: happy birthday jeffrey meuser (3)
• 04: 3 days of death in the news (0)
• 03: william wallace would be pissed (0)

December 2011  (15)

• 30: new years eve party (0)
• 29: the ducks honor the illuminati  (4)
• 28: pink vs superheros (0)
• 21: the 1 year countdown begins… (1)
• 20: i am crossfit (2)
• 19: elephant painting like a boss (0)
• 15: drones are showing up (2)
• 14: supercut is super tite (0)
• 13: happy birthday scott mitchell (0)
• 12: will ferrell & old milwaukee beer (0)
• 08: girl plays with dead squirrel (1)
• 07: whistling like a boss (3)
• 06: dad boner (0)
• 05: vera and dottie christmas (0)
• 02: indefinite detention bill passes senate (1)

November 2011  (14)

• 30: visualizing wifi (0)
• 28: african american friday (0)
• 26: made a few updates to i am audi (0)
• 22: from portland to seattle (3)
• 21: seven deadly websites (0)
• 18: space and los angeles chemtrails (0)
• 16: mark zuckerberg tripping balls (0)
• 15: national emergency alert system test (0)
• 14: classy dog trick (0)
• 10: don’t cross the streams (0)
• 08: synth freak – david hillel wilson  (0)
• 07: unif – occult fashion (3)
• 03: prince charles + vlad the impaler (0)
• 01: tyler stenson tribute (1)

October 2011  (21)

• 31: channing frye & danger ehren halloween (0)
• 28: throwbacks (0)
• 27: portlandia & rainn wilson (0)
• 26: kissing flipper (1)
• 25: db clay employee of the month (1)
• 24: trick or treat training (1)
• 20: more ‘war of the worlds’ sounds (0)
• 19: flying dogs (0)
• 18: how to fall in line quicker (0)
• 17: go phoenix jones go (3)
• 15: soccer ball of death (1)
• 14: dubstep: the techno savior (2)
• 13: drowning in disneyland (0)
• 12: mano-destra legacy (0)
• 10: the dibbuk box (3)
• 09: follow the leaders (0)
• 08: 47.110579,9.227568 (0)
• 07: a growing addiction to space (0)
• 06: artificial intellengence stand off (0)
• 04: eye witness to the extreme (0)
• 03: wtf are chemtrails already? (2)

September 2011  (14)

• 30: daddy long legs (0)
• 29: my pony (0)
• 28: new york noise (2)
• 23: skrillex – first of the year (5)
• 22: cough and die (0)
• 21: make the logo bigger (1)
• 20: flying over planet earth (4)
• 19: strange sounds around the world (0)
• 17: the presets – girl and the sea (1)
• 16: dude climbs a 1786 foot tall tower (1)
• 15: strange objects appearing in the skies (0)
• 14: super earth (0)
• 13: peanut butter and jenny (7)
• 12: surfing the web once again (0)

August 2011  (25)

• 30: on vacation – back september 12th (1)
• 29: post number one thousand (1)
• 26: beer me (0)
• 25: a power track (0)
• 24: dancing chihuahua (1)
• 23: gerren lamson (0)
• 22: an easy target for my friends (9)
• 19: two years at webtrends (4)
• 17: wednesday chill (0)
• 16: the alien agenda is heating up! (1)
• 15: talking animals (0)
• 14: say what?!? (0)
• 13: tsa propganda for children (3)
• 12: temporary circuit tattoo: shet (0)
• 11: the diggles rocket (0)
• 10: givers: so proud of you tiffany! (1)
• 09: happy birthday garett stenson (1)
• 08: go fear index go! (1)
• 07: august driving (0)
• 06: randy savage tribute+ lunchabelz (0)
• 05: i acutally wouldn’t mind this (2)
• 04: the global ritual is beyond imagination (3)
• 03: on a sabbatical: i have to say no (1)
• 02: caleb got a new bike (1)
• 01: ufo found on ocean floor? (0)

July 2011  (18)

• 28: banyan branch – the social media agency (1)
• 27: dear god, we need you to step it up (0)
• 26: forever 27 club (2)
• 25: dry soda taste tour kick off party (0)
• 20: one fine little marsupial (0)
• 18: i am 11,322 days old and aging (0)
• 17: hairspray in my mouf (1)
• 16: fiery ufo filmed over mexico (0)
• 15: thanks mom… (6)
• 14: improv group crashes merry-go-round (0)
• 13: kids react to epic meal time (0)
• 12: kite. hit. steel. plane. must. (0)
• 10: kreayshawn – gucci gucci  (1)
• 09: july sky (3)
• 08: ufos over phoenix sandstorm (0)
• 06: is donald rumsfeld a lizard (1)
• 05: time. money. pain. dentist. (1)
• 01: dial-up modem slowed down 700% (1)

June 2011  (19)

• 30: bubble “portal” light burst over hawaii (0)
• 29: hadouken – oxygen // gemini remix (0)
• 28: well done mr. rogers (3)
• 27: city mirage lasts 4 hours in china (3)
• 24: yes we can // thank you satan (4)
• 23: military and space mission patches (0)
• 22: a fist full of randoms (3)
• 21: vera & toys (0)
• 17: cryptic kia commercial  (0)
• 16: run you down (1)
• 15: givers perform on jimmy fallon (1)
• 14: street drugs vs pharmaceuticals (4)
• 13: june 15th lunar eclipse (0)
• 10: how is this chick single? (5)
• 09: one aids, two aids (0)
• 07: manhattan in motion (4)
• 06: finally no more huffing gasoline! (0)
• 02: the most illegal move in wrestling history (1)
• 01: homeland security deploys mind-reading hardware (1)

May 2011  (19)

• 31: us army: as dark as it gets (0)
• 27: i won a web visionary award (7)
• 26: change is for losers (2)
• 25: blanks (1)
• 24: 50k page views on i am audi (1)
• 23: web visionary awards round two (2)
• 18: illumicorp (0)
• 17: happy birthday channing (0)
• 16: manic shoe licker (1)
• 13: paul rudd is amazing (1)
• 12: omfg yes. thank you apple. thank you! (1)
• 11: the blue screen of death of our species (0)
• 10: i too was a kid into knives (2)
• 09: just keep going (1)
• 06: portlandia: house sitter (3)
• 05: talking dog = funny (1)
• 04: db clay is back (4)
• 03: html5 audio player (1)
• 02: obama sin laden (1)

April 2011  (13)

• 29: the ultimate chemtrail (5)
• 28: i can get every station around the world (0)
• 26: cat attacks pitbull (0)
• 25: webtrends agency website (1)
• 22: chase & status & how to tie a bandana (5)
• 21: your iphone is keeping tabs (3)
• 20: graeme mitchell’s new site (0)
• 15: introducing mr. diggles v3 (11)
• 09: outside the box (0)
• 08: power up (0)
• 06: can’t wait for mine (0)
• 05: katy perry + kanye: conditioning your brainz (2)
• 04: go whistleblower go! (1)

March 2011  (14)

• 31: unorthodox – distance remix (0)
• 30: charlie sheen dubstep (0)
• 29: the personal gym of the phoenix suns owner (2)
• 23: straight gangster (0)
• 22: michael tsarion – age of manipulation (0)
• 21: gender connect recap (4)
• 17: irish jig off (1)
• 11: how haarp creates earthquakes (0)
• 09: world trade center from a police helicopter – 9/11 (0)
• 08: well hello ladies (3)
• 07: tyler stenson at the alberta rose theater  (0)
• 05: as the rush comes (2)
• 03: ufo’s over pdx (1)
• 01: channing at the buzzer (1)

February 2011  (16)

• 28: a tribute to my week ahead (1)
• 26: elizabeth robillard (1)
• 25: twix superbowl (freemason) commercial (2)
• 24: dj keoki is back on the circuit? (0)
• 23: martians discover love  (0)
• 22: bbbeeeeeeooooooonnnnnnn!!!!!!! (2)
• 16: more disney sex shit (2)
• 15: my two valentines (1)
• 14: zeitgeist: moving forward (0)
• 11: cassius – i love you so (1)
• 10: the manipulation of the human psyche  (2)
• 07: alex steckly (2)
• 05: ferd f-teenthousand (0)
• 04: indian terminator (0)
• 03: using the force (0)
• 01: i love you ian mitchell (0)

January 2011  (21)

• 31: nebraska pillar lights (1)
• 30: symbolism in corporate logos (0)
• 27: diggles family (0)
• 26: dj rap – bad girl (hybrid remix) (3)
• 25: i want pizza (0)
• 24: mano-destra 2011 (3)
• 21: some fresh breaks for your friday (0)
• 20: you need to get off facebook (2)
• 19: joy is around the corner (1)
• 18: the space between (2)
• 17: a clip from skrillex (1)
• 16: mary diggles (5)
• 15: nero – essential mix // you must download (4)
• 13: i have the best friends (5)
• 12: netsky – a feel good drum + bass essential mix (1)
• 08: a weekend heart warmer (1)
• 07: gain insight into predictive programming (1)
• 06: excision – dubstep mix (1)
• 05: emergency generator (0)
• 04: the sky is falling (2)
• 03: the new leaders of tomorrow (1)

December 2010  (18)

• 31: the significance of the 2012 olympics – rik clay (2)
• 29: citizen cope – let the drummer kick (0)
• 28: skiing with jeff + graeme (4)
• 25: the best part of this christmas (1)
• 21: the winter solstice lunar eclipse (0)
• 20: elite force – you (hybrid remix) (0)
• 17: parrot singing “let the bodies hit the floor” (0)
• 16: elite force – annie nightingale guest mix (1)
• 15: the arrival of the dogs grows closer (7)
• 14: navy seal shet (0)
• 13: die antwoord – zef side (2)
• 12: facebook subliminal (0)
• 10: transhumanism and the occult (0)
• 09: bipolar kanye (0)
• 06: holographic concert (1)
• 04: aggro crosswalk (0)
• 02: sketch pad with channing frye  (0)
• 01: the technics sl-1200 is no more  (2)

November 2010  (16)

• 30: DHS is seizing websites faster than you can say www (0)
• 29: trent reznor ftw! (1)
• 23: bassnectar – annie nightingale mix (2)
• 21: people love free shit – especially from oprah (0)
• 19: what my mind sees when i swim (2)
• 16: two chihuahuas (2)
• 15: malia and julian (0)
• 14: i blame coco – self machine (remixes) (0)
• 12: lions, giraffes and lamb chops (0)
• 11: skrillex – scary monsters and nice sprites (0)
• 09: iraq war death chart (0)
• 08: november (0)
• 05: mano-destra: pride (0)
• 03: magnetic man – the bug (0)
• 02: this ain’t no disneyland bullshit (2)
• 01: a successful halloween  (3)

October 2010  (17)

• 29: kanye removes a demon from himself (2)
• 28: the red shirt guy (1)
• 27: nature vs nurture (1)
• 26: lebron acting like a demigod (3)
• 25: portrait by graeme mitchell (0)
• 21: subaru “mediocrity” campaign = brilliant (0)
• 20: who’s a hungry kitty? (1)
• 19: even the beautiful aren’t beautiful enough (2)
• 18: monday drum and bass (0)
• 17: scott and i rollerblading (3)
• 15: in memory of db clay – eight fifteen (5)
• 14: i need to get back to my roots (2)
• 12: stewart swerdlow on coast to coast (0)
• 11: video from a camera attached to a weather balloon (2)
• 07: some rare depeche mode for your thursday (0)
• 04: preparing our minds for aliens (0)
• 01: need a costume? how about beer box head? (2)

September 2010  (18)

• 30: emergency bra doubles as a gas mask (0)
• 28: power hour (2)
• 24: a little calvin harris for your friday (1)
• 23: aspartame: the most contested approval in FDA history (7)
• 22: a life changing interview with david icke (1)
• 21: wii 666 (1)
• 20: don’t call it a come back… (1)
• 17: tracy (0)
• 15: ronald reagan’s “alien threat” speeches (1)
• 14: tyler stenson: long before the wheel (2)
• 13: i love you chris klein (1)
• 10: pumpers (2)
• 09: angels with bullets (1)
• 08: storm coming in strong (3)
• 05: mano-destra: a lost remix of the anomaly girl (3)
• 04: graeme mitchell: chicken feet (0)
• 03: portland timbers (1)
• 02: portland september chemtrails (4)

August 2010  (16)

• 31: mind control through movies (2)
• 30: chihuahua playing pool (1)
• 28: happy birthday julian (0)
• 26: what the hell is a serco? (2)
• 25: meowmania (1)
• 24: we lost like every kickball game (2)
• 19: i am breaking my 2nd rule (10)
• 17: kickball tourney this weekend! (1)
• 16: perseid meteor shower timelapse (0)
• 13: anxiety (3)
• 10: don’t act like you’re not impressed  (2)
• 09: cracks (0)
• 06: kanye is on the wrong side (2)
• 04: portland street car vs portland normal car (1)
• 03: chasing shadows intro (0)
• 02: you smell like satan (0)

July 2010  (16)

• 31: i cannot get enough of this music (0)
• 30: flame thrower vs fire extinguisher (0)
• 29: my wife wake surfing in portland (2)
• 28: venus speaks (0)
• 27: back to reality  (6)
• 20: i am now 30 years young (13)
• 17: magnetic man – i need air (3)
• 16: 18th-century ship found at trade center site (0)
• 15: skynet has arrived: the taranis drone (0)
• 13: when humans ruled the earth (0)
• 11: july 11th 2010 (1)
• 09: eff is for friday (2)
• 07: reptilian and annunaki history (2)
• 06: country hip hop dancing (0)
• 02: i am having a costume party (4)
• 01: viva la portland (1)

June 2010  (19)

• 30: jascha moves to hella frisco (0)
• 29: let the music move you (3)
• 28: today i quit the news (4)
• 24: oh bing… you silly search engine (0)
• 23: giant eye sculpture + anubis (0)
• 22: hitlers birthday + the ufo unveiling + more (1)
• 21: ian’s new view (1)
• 18: obama internet ‘kill switch’ proposed  (8)
• 17: wordpress 3 tour (2)
• 16: illuminati symbolism in hollywood movies (0)
• 15: papal infallibility my ass (2)
• 14: jeffrey got married (4)
• 10: but a moment in time (1)
• 09: motives and thoughts (1)
• 08: underwater base jumping and tite beats (1)
• 06: strange spiral in australia (1)
• 03: blue brain project (0)
• 02: 1111 (1)
• 01: not one handed?!?! (2)

May 2010  (19)

• 28: cool as ice (5)
• 27: well done good and faithful mr. channing (3)
• 26: i’m as mad as hell (0)
• 25: audi portland (4)
• 21: unfortunately i did not win (2)
• 20: the sun + breakdancing (2)
• 19: you’re the best (5)
• 18: you don’t need rehab to quit facebook (3)
• 17: i am signing up for martial arts (5)
• 14: shameless wedding dj (3)
• 13: i am audi is a webvisionary awards finalist (3)
• 12: invisible light (2)
• 11: scout walker command tower (3)
• 10: my birthday is in july fyi (5)
• 08: just put some vinegar on it (0)
• 06: google chrome speed test (1)
• 05: lebron james vs paul rudd (2)
• 04: white women’s workout (0)
• 03: timelapse of walmart (2)

April 2010  (17)

• 29: the feel of steel (4)
• 28: born free (2)
• 27: google earth, grand theft auto, and some asshole (3)
• 22: the new completely unanticipated $100 bill (3)
• 20: “hey guys” (2)
• 19: julian and total recall (2)
• 18: one hell of a dark concept (5)
• 17: i am audi tops sunset (3)
• 14: i am audi version two (6)
• 13: i only like stephen  (2)
• 12: tiesto: the illuminati adventure (14)
• 09: the apocalypse that warms my heart (2)
• 08: my ignite new orleans presentation (5)
• 07: sorry facebook people (6)
• 06: webtrends segments on the ipad (3)
• 05: asian chicka plays poker face on 4 iphone’s (2)
• 01: finally (4)

March 2010  (22)

• 31: yet another explanation of ie6 (3)
• 30: sonar (1)
• 29: george bush wipes hand on bill clinton (1)
• 25: we will be victorious (1)
• 23: the alcoholic slide (3)
• 22: georgia guidestones in primetime (0)
• 20: teeth (0)
• 18: i wish i was a little bit taller (1)
• 17: i copied a pdf to word (2)
• 16: land of the free and body scanners (0)
• 15: chemtrail 3/15/10 – 8am portland, oregon (2)
• 13: go big (1)
• 12: you know when you hear about weird breeds? (3)
• 11: love the facial expressions (2)
• 10: hey! don’t tell me what to do! (1)
• 09: nah, you guys can have this mess (1)
• 08: every boy has done these things (1)
• 06: krafty kuts mix on annie nightingale (1)
• 05: fast food leaders getting gooned (5)
• 04: someone needs to pull the cord (1)
• 02: db clay fan mail (2)
• 01: chatroulette is intense (5)

February 2010  (15)

• 26: a little trance every once in a while is nice (2)
• 25: do you like to fuck? (7)
• 23: donald duck – der fuehrers face (2)
• 22: i worked on music this weekend (3)
• 19: this is your brain on garett stenson (1)
• 18: graeme is number one for graeme (4)
• 16: now we’re talkin’ (0)
• 16: struggling on content lately (7)
• 12: a classic in time: shoes (3)
• 10: fuck yeah we did it (5)
• 10: basement jaxx – twerk (subfocus remix) (1)
• 06: at channing fryes house (5)
• 04: dear michele warther (2)
• 03: number 43, please step forward (5)
• 02: ignite *nola *as in new orleans (7)

January 2010  (23)

• 31: for those that love + hate shoes (3)
• 29: american apparel: bridging marketing and prOn (6)
• 27: my two favorite things: success, money + rhinestones (3)
• 26: camp lo – luchini (0)
• 26: i want a dog damn it (1)
• 25: i can’t get this song out of my head (2)
• 22: gas masks and grime (5)
• 21: junkie xl – beauty never fades (0)
• 20: tattoo your eyeballs (5)
• 19: pyramid in moscow sky (1)
• 18: you look retarded to not look retarded (2)
• 16: miss you mom (6)
• 15: massive attack – paradise circus (1)
• 14: dont know if you know (3)
• 12: local news will make your head explode! (2)
• 11: known knowns and unknown knowns  (1)
• 09: adele – hometown glory / high contrast mix (1)
• 08: discrimination marketing 101 (1)
• 07: the most annoying sound in the world (3)
• 06: the best drum and bass mix ever (5)
• 05: i love beautiful people dot com (6)
• 04: happy new year, i am finally back (5)
• 01: how well do you know dia? (5)

December 2009  (19)

• 26: julian + graeme on christmas (1)
• 23: 500,000 birds (5)
• 22: graeme mitchell + stenchman (2)
• 20: currently in kitchener ontario canada (4)
• 17: it’s christmas n’ shit (1)
• 15: it’s a sign of the times when… (4)
• 14: scan the cosmos for undiscovered objects (1)
• 13: eat it! (3)
• 11: i love german techno chicken (1)
• 10: strange spiral in norwegian sky (5)
• 09: yes, pee wee is still alive (3)
• 08: snagged this for graeme (2)
• 08: we’ll put on zepplin and eat chedder cheese (3)
• 07: how my week looks (1)
• 04: a little chromeo for your friday (1)
• 04: shiny stalker suds – brilliant (2)
• 03: good job dude! what’s next? (1)
• 02: jon stewart on crossfire 2004 (2)
• 01: the world of worthless (3)

November 2009  (12)

• 30: i super duper dig this track (1)
• 30: back in business (2)
• 23: here fatty fatty (2)
• 19: channing frye is killing it on the suns (6)
• 19: the heartbeat of my operation (4)
• 18: i am on a roll (12)
• 17: paul allen has cancer (2)
• 16: dubai heights and mouse balls (4)
• 12: weird al yankovic explains auto-tune  (4)
• 03: things i need to fix before i keep bloggging (4)
• 03: cook an mc like a pound of bacon. (1)
• 02: don’t work at home depot (4)

October 2009  (22)

• 28: ready for your daily mind melter? (1)
• 27: the internet from a 1969 perspective (2)
• 26: ghostbusters multitrack (2)
• 23: worlds strongest kid (5)
• 22: volunteering makes no sense to glenn beck  (4)
• 21: network redux = outstanding service (1)
• 21: waiters who are nauseated by food (3)
• 20: i don’t believe nasa (17)
• 19: annie nightingale mentions mr. diggles on radio 1 (4)
• 17: saturday techno smut (0)
• 16: a dubstep track is your garbage fantasy (2)
• 14: worlds most intense navigation (2)
• 12: well, i guess that answers that (3)
• 09: another friday tune for your ears + brain (2)
• 08: shep darsh: do not eat this apocalypse burger (2)
• 07: there’s a backstreet boy inside all of us (2)
• 06: my favorite october tune (1)
• 06: the robot smile (1)
• 05: rfid to the rescue (8)
• 02: friday 80′s megamix – get down (3)
• 02: we used to just pledge allegiance (3)
• 01: tracy and i just moved yesterday (2)

September 2009  (22)

• 29: michael bay takes on freddy (4)
• 25: robert miles – children (2)
• 25: oscar meyer and wonder come to a truce (1)
• 24: september 24th – mary diggles birthday (3)
• 24: microsoft lowers the bar again (5)
• 23: the sydney dust storm is rad (2)
• 21: ¡¡hooray!! i finally fixed my lightbox!! (1)
• 21: matt mullenweg: the creator of wordpress (4)
• 20: katu swine flu fail (2)
• 20: family picture (1)
• 18: itunes calls it “electronica” – meh. (2)
• 17: interviewing for love (2)
• 16: paranormal activity movie trailer (7)
• 15: messeging using valuable real estate (2)
• 12: deadmau5 – i remember (3)
• 11: charlie sheen vs the man  (5)
• 10: please make me not me (0)
• 09: 9-9-9 // go nutz (2)
• 07: farewell tyler stenson (1)
• 06: ewok (2)
• 04: a few puzzling things for your friday (1)
• 02: should you see district 9? (1)

August 2009  (7)

• 31: institute for human continuity (2)
• 29: katu news snap (4)
• 28: ferrets and psuedo killer clowns (6)
• 27: how is ed hardy still around? (3)
• 26: microsoft – “we do not like black people” (3)
• 25: 3 firsts and 1 repeat (4)
• 24: miley cyrus spotted ‘full-on making out’ – slut (10)

May 2009  (2)

• 07: i am considering taking down my blog (25)
• 01: borders now has a 2012 wall (4)

April 2009  (12)

• 30: the first 100 days tracked by fox news  (1)
• 26: the progression of information technology (3)
• 22: earth day + contrails (1)
• 21: trying to slow things down (1)
• 15: how to become a blazer fan in 3.5 minutes (7)
• 13: fear + wonder  (4)
• 11: thumbs up to ryan pennington (3)
• 09: billy bob thorton is an ass (6)
• 08: be more creative. be more crazy.  (1)
• 07: my creative vado hd was pwned by an audi r8 (2)
• 06: it was fun, but then he started talking conspiracy (6)
• 02: the k three and a half  (6)

March 2009  (18)

• 31: just get it online. for free.  (1)
• 30: we are all living in the gray zone (4)
• 27: i say hawt damn i love the internet! (6)
• 26: dumb commercials are the new black  (3)
• 25: dear geico, go fuck yourself.  (9)
• 23: internet, meet meat – meat, meet internet (6)
• 20: sea booms, beat boxing + your soul on murder (2)
• 18: i smell a revolt (4)
• 17: unsure of your status? me too. (10)
• 13: the new ultra limited retro ipod fail (3)
• 12: idaft – daft punk your brains out (0)
• 11: american apparel wants you… (5)
• 10: commercials, suzukis, xanax control + bass (1)
• 08: tonight we melt our faces off (3)
• 05: we are all winners on poker night (5)
• 04: the daily show twitter frenzy (6)
• 03: the price is wrong betch (6)
• 02: sushi + skittles (8)

February 2009  (19)

• 28: i want a sliding house (3)
• 27: find your happy place. i got like 84. (9)
• 25: dear cnn… stop peddling your dumb shirts (7)
• 24: google earth vs reality television  (6)
• 20: denver international airport (8)
• 19: trade day hath cometh… (6)
• 18: it’s nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice (0)
• 17: dear lance, it’s a sign of the times (7)
• 16: one of many reasons why i don’t use facebook… (6)
• 13: happy 1234567890 day – celebrate in style (8)
• 12: insane kittens offing tim and eric… yeah.  (6)
• 11: companies are preaching change for your change (3)
• 09: snl on michael phelps loosing kellogg’s (3)
• 08: news flash? (6)
• 06: like games? wanna waste time today? (7)
• 05: it’s a fat cat’s world (5)
• 04: michael phelps scores the green metal  (7)
• 03: barbie gators, vanilla ice + chemtrails  (4)
• 02: the clandestine rise of dubstep (1)

January 2009  (19)

• 29: lets replace fema with ants… or phil collins (4)
• 28: i can’t blame you kid… everything is cool. (5)
• 26: microsoft… you make it so easy… (2)
• 26: go blazers! beat the middle east conference! (5)
• 24: my car wash rave (6)
• 22: god bless you suzy (4)
• 21: graeme mitchell nyc journal #66 (2)
• 20: a new world order (3)
• 19: hey lady… your dog scares me (3)
• 18: i have been meaning to post this (1)
• 16: mary louise diggles (10)
• 15: my new creative vado hd (9)
• 14: powermat – why not make everything one? (4)
• 13: darsh eats hot pepper… ford eats steak (5)
• 12: signs of stress (5)
• 12: john canzano – the bald faced truth (5)
• 11: it’s sunday afternoon (7)
• 10: finally! back in business! (3)
• 06: making changes to the site (1)

December 2008  (13)

• 31: mike dick + his zune pwned. (8)
• 30: i’m not dead. i am very much alive. (5)
• 19: the party of the year (4)
• 16: my new 16GB thumb drive (8)
• 16: i love love love annie nightingale (2)
• 13: the faces made while playing video games (2)
• 12: yay!everyday (13)
• 11: get in the holiday mood… dude (4)
• 09: things that make you go wtf – rant tuesday (11)
• 08: a nine inch nails christmas (10)
• 05: all hail the new(est) machine (3)
• 03: i say let them crash and burn (6)
• 02: cut me some deals yo! (9)

November 2008  (17)

• 28: wal mart is worse than aids (4)
• 26: the lucky and the unlucky (3)
• 25: alien-like squid 7,828 feet down (4)
• 24: a great day for conspiracy (10)
• 21: finally… some channing frye media!!! (6)
• 20: the zune sucks + chuck norris isn’t gay (5)
• 19: the word darsh (7)
• 18: presenting “the grind” tuesday (6)
• 17: insect junkies are less scary (5)
• 14: the dawn of a new era (4)
• 11: bat dog (7)
• 10: gears of war 2 has changed my life (5)
• 07: my halloween costume 2008 (8)
• 06: the man haxored (5)
• 05: hella holograms + gun control (4)
• 04: i’m not driving all the way out there (2)
• 03: countdown to the presidential erection (5)

October 2008  (16)

• 31: happy halloween (5)
• 29: slaughterfest (9)
• 28: i wanna party with these guys (0)
• 26: this literally brought me to tears (11)
• 24: all hail the new machine (9)
• 23: at the end of the day. (5)
• 22: hookup maps: get yer creep on (4)
• 20: still at the coast (6)
• 17: boners + 1984 + pms (2)
• 16: the db clay tribute (6)
• 10: mr. diggles in on the market (7)
• 09: blazers start the season + i made the team (11)
• 08: toilet 2.0 (8)
• 06: the software i use + love most (10)
• 03: db clay halloween party / funeral (20)
• 01: db clay is on a ticker (12)

September 2008  (19)

• 30: some of our plants (3)
• 29: should be an interesting week (3)
• 26: i’m not suprised? or am i? // quick jabs (6)
• 25: presenting // mega mystery thursday (4)
• 24: end of the world simulation (5)
• 23: jesus is my friend (3)
• 22: greg oden’s shoe (10)
• 19: microsoft fails yet again (5)
• 18: i need a stress reliever… aka a dog (3)
• 17: technology on the rise while banks crumble (5)
• 16: a simple weather report (1)
• 15: great blue hole – belize (4)
• 12: be a popular liar (1)
• 11: new world order (3)
• 10: bill clinton denied from the ice queen (2)
• 09: i am audi dot com (7)
• 08: portland oregon to portland maine (5)
• 03: john glenn is a badass (4)
• 02: google unveils a new web browser (1)

August 2008  (17)

• 29: microsoft now has porn mode (3)
• 28: mr. julian tulip hath been born (11)
• 27: db clay in japanimation (3)
• 26: i sit down when i pee (4)
• 24: don’t mess with myspace? (9)
• 22: how to hack an iphone (10)
• 21: vote for pedro (2)
• 20: bubble calendar (7)
• 19: screw myspace… i’m into hoffspace (5)
• 18: thunder + frightening (4)
• 17: oh shit, the news has gone 2.0 (4)
• 11: is there really someone for everyone? (7)
• 09: our fearless leader turns 29 million (4)
• 06: another euro adventure (5)
• 04: no surprise here (4)
• 03: get off your iphone (5)
• 01: i’d like to solve nothing please (7)

July 2008  (23)

• 31: blob of terror (7)
• 30: tyler stenson: see that gleam (3)
• 29: you mean plastic can be molded differently? (4)
• 28: i’m a horseshoe failure (2)
• 26: freudian slips (2)
• 25: tgif (3)
• 24: makeshift alarm clock (2)
• 23: go anywhere! except space + coolville (2)
• 22: finally some alien coverage (1)
• 21: another dance success (4)
• 18: twenty eight years ago (14)
• 17: the db clay studio in the beginning (3)
• 16: bringo me a pulse (5)
• 15: infomercials are the shit (5)
• 14: all it takes is one bird (4)
• 10: Channing Frye Lasik Eye Surgery (4)
• 09: eye see the future (11)
• 08: floss (4)
• 07: ah… to be young and dumb (5)
• 06: including ufos in the debates (1)
• 03: i thought i was creative before this (5)
• 02: be careful giving out your phone number (6)
• 01: mustaches + ouija boards + petra = balance (7)

June 2008  (22)

• 30: that’s how we roll (5)
• 27: you can hug your kids with nuclear arms (5)
• 26: graeme mitchell – 28yo elder (7)
• 25: moments of frustration (5)
• 24: who are these people! (8)
• 23: life sized whales ‘n shit (1)
• 20: first day of summer – go bonkers (4)
• 19: i ffffound it! (3)
• 18: download firefox 3 if you haven’t already (7)
• 17: the latest find is a left foot (5)
• 16: my bike sucks (6)
• 13: i smell a dork (4)
• 12: 405 (5)
• 11: world record darsh (4)
• 10: why the iphone isn’t for me (7)
• 08: joshua hoffine // childhood fears (12)
• 07: we all hate quickbooks (1)
• 06: i want a smart car (2)
• 05: how was your day at the office honey? (8)
• 04: lance harmstrong (3)
• 03: need fireworks? we got you covered. (2)
• 02: turd break in the sky (2)

May 2008  (8)

• 30: pringles + smokes (3)
• 29: signature moves (2)
• 28: apply dedication [here] (2)
• 27: mr. diggles is back in business (6)
• 13: db clay Version 3.1 (7)
• 06: put him in a body bag johnny (2)
• 03: so what’s your sister been up to? (4)
• 01: sir, all i need is identification and we’re set (5)

April 2008  (22)

• 30: presenting // awkward wednesday (5)
• 29: commuter feed (5)
• 28: gay cow’s + cellars (3)
• 25: evilbackwards gets a slight face lift (1)
• 23: awkward? then flash a blade (2)
• 22: This is your brain (4)
• 21: hey dude! totally cool cnn t-shirt! (2)
• 19: global cooling (5)
• 19: stuck in the elevator… for 41 hours (4)
• 17: your not listening anymore… we used to talk (1)
• 16: blazer tickets for the n00bs (4)
• 15: mano-destra is back (5)
• 14: this is my ugly sister christa… i mean vista (5)
• 11: focused fruit (4)
• 10: push (4)
• 09: take a picture – capture a soul (3)
• 08: “significant but uneven progress” (0)
• 06: the social community battle lives on! (1)
• 04: end the weak strong with a predator rap (1)
• 03: nkotb omfg! tmnt! (3)
• 02: life on the road: truckin’ (1)
• 01: slumber party buzz kill (1)

March 2008  (32)

• 31: monday’s throw everyone off… (3)
• 29: i’ll have what he’s having (2)
• 28: friday slack off (3)
• 27: 3 freakin’ neat communication tools (4)
• 25: do i want to go outside or sit on the couch? (4)
• 24: it’s your money, you paid for it (2)
• 22: typography + sound (3)
• 20: graeme mitchell wins pdn’s 30 (2)
• 20: “Never say die” (0)
• 20: world clock (4)
• 19: auto-dog (3)
• 18: mummified dinosaur unearthed (2)
• 17: he escaped nightmare world (4)
• 17: let there be couch (6)
• 16: two pretty much scientific slow motion films (4)
• 14: news reporter pwned! monster mega! (5)
• 14: dammasch state hospital 2.0 (6)
• 13: how to properly sit on a toilet for 2 years (6)
• 12: teach a man to fish… (4)
• 11: well… what’s under your stove? (4)
• 11: who needs a video? (4)
• 10: shit… i’m sorry? (3)
• 10: impress the ladies… your friends know better (1)
• 10: “i gave her my heart // she gave me a pen” (0)
• 09: researchers develop a self-healing rubber (0)
• 09: um guys… this isn’t adding up… (1)
• 08: mad tv apple spoofs (0)
• 07: cast your vote out to sea… (4)
• 07: “my dad is a tv repair man, he’s got this ultimate set of tools, i can fix it” (0)
• 07: mr. diggles makes the best web gallery (9)
• 03: macbook pro // down for the count (6)
• 01: “There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?” (0)

February 2008  (13)

• 28: new york now, and then a dawn of a new era (3)
• 27: my first corporate job (1)
• 25: old to levis, new to me (2)
• 25: “thank you for the cookies. i look forward to tossing them” (0)
• 23: smooth operator (3)
• 22: christina aguilera’s boobs (2)
• 20: asian baby sings hey jude (1)
• 19: 6mm // flat // white gold (2)
• 18: vegas is for vagabonds (2)
• 17: valentines proposal brick shot (2)
• 17: “marty he’s in a ’46 ford, we’re in a delorian. he’d rip through us like we were tinfoil. “ (2)
• 05: february 10th // new blog update (11)
• 01: friday afternoon (0)

January 2008  (19)

• 31: thursday morning (1)
• 30: what is eaten in one week (10)
• 30: tuesday night (2)
• 29: monday afternoon + night (1)
• 28: early monday morning (2)
• 20: tattoo a helmet to your head (0)
• 18: grandma can dance (1)
• 17: bang a drum // ages 1 – 100 (2)
• 16: january one six (4)
• 15: macbook air (1)
• 15: aussie tells news reporter how it is (3)
• 14: who takes katu’s pictures? oliver stone? (1)
• 14: i f h monday’s (1)
• 10: i wonder if cnn wants ron paul to win? (2)
• 09: it’s a christmas miracle (1)
• 08: january 2008 movie review (3)
• 06: celebrities without makeup (1)
• 05: robbie maddisons 322ft jump (1)
• 04: back in business (3)

December 2007  (12)

• 18: benjamin diggles (3)
• 16: human body facts (1)
• 14: canby to portland (3)
• 13: december 13th 2007 (0)
• 12: is that even a number? (0)
• 12: mr. diggles interview – lime.com (1)
• 10: how does google work? (0)
• 06: the dog’s master: by pieter hugo (2)
• 05: sample sale: today (2)
• 04: delorean motor company (1)
• 03: file destructor 2.0 (1)
• 02: musical stairs (1)

November 2007  (15)

• 29: the famous grape lady (3)
• 28: today in portland news (0)
• 27: does your sister need a date? (1)
• 27: top 50 domains based on unique traffic (0)
• 27: worlds fastest clapper (2)
• 26: leopard satirizes the blue screen of death (2)
• 23: not cot gift guide 2007 (1)
• 21: american music awards // round one (1)
• 19: i have train brain (2)
• 14: lady struck by lightning (2)
• 14: my time lapse sucks compared… (0)
• 08: my drive to work – everyday (2)
• 07: The Puzzle Gallery by db clay (2)
• 05: i used to play violin (3)
• 04: bill o’reilly sucks (0)

October 2007  (19)

• 31: halloween 2.0 (3)
• 31: Graeme Mitchell V3 (4)
• 31: happy halloween yo (0)
• 29: wants to party all the time (1)
• 24: flappy-jacks (0)
• 23: bush wants another $42 billion for wars (1)
• 23: snowboard hottie (4)
• 20: intense video effect = freakster (1)
• 19: it is the smartest money you will ever spend (1)
• 18: portland? more like planet terror! (2)
• 17: free psychic readings (0)
• 16: use the force bitch! (1)
• 16: ductbills.com version two hundred (2)
• 15: 920 calorie breakfast burrito (0)
• 12: chick vs lawnmower (1)
• 11: myDuctbills.com version 2 (5)
• 10: google street views features portland (4)
• 02: skeeball to head (2)
• 01: condorman! (2)

September 2007  (19)

• 26: crazy guy at press conferences (2)
• 25: ignoring eleven steps // mano-destra (1)
• 25: back from a little time off (2)
• 19: who the hell invited oj? (0)
• 18: mail order bride website (0)
• 17: dj ninja kids – i want one (1)
• 17: drummer forced to drum by god (3)
• 14: two large brass nuts (4)
• 13: you could win $30 million from google (3)
• 12: autopilot mario (1)
• 11: freedom costs a buck 0 five (0)
• 10: dj q-bert pwns (0)
• 10: monday – slacking on my posting (2)
• 06: number 1 for diggles sucka (5)
• 05: apple refurbishes iphones – or not (1)
• 05: another diggles has entered the world (1)
• 04: life science tribute (0)
• 03: hope is not faith (0)
• 01: db clay version 3 wallets now shipping (1)

August 2007  (18)

• 25: db clay website re-design sneak peek (0)
• 22: mind control (3)
• 22: micro-blogging: the new minivan (2)
• 22: yes i stole this – but it is interesting (0)
• 21: sparta! (0)
• 20: another great db clay dance party (1)
• 16: so yeah… i beleive in ufo’s (2)
• 16: Found On Road Dead (2)
• 14: rusty fork web comic (0)
• 12: slow motion high fps compilation (0)
• 12: apple’s product history (0)
• 10: no plans this weekend (2)
• 07: the new imac is out (2)
• 07: Â¡el credit bandito! (4)
• 05: skater falls 50 feet (1)
• 04: oj simpson pranked during interview (0)
• 03: media temple has an iphone club? (0)
• 02: db clay in the new york times (1)

July 2007  (16)

• 31: youtube video debates (2)
• 30: don’t be dumb! (2)
• 28: katu = kapture all the ugly (1)
• 26: turned 27 + returned to 7 (2)
• 20: new york, new york (4)
• 16: portland fremont bridge: always half-mast (0)
• 12: like comic book villain bad (2)
• 11: free mix set by jorge dept (1)
• 09: design by humans (1)
• 08: big girls don’t cry (3)
• 07: apparently transformers are not real (0)
• 06: i want a transformer (0)
• 05: i got a new phone (2)
• 04: someday your computer will be a big ass table (0)
• 03: i am on a kickball team… (1)
• 02: the hilton in paris should be burned down (0)

June 2007  (23)

• 29: a computer so small, it fits in a wall socket (1)
• 28: db clay sample sale at w+k pdx (1)
• 27: mr. diggles has picked a mrs. diggles (5)
• 23: 6 flags superman ride takes off girls feet (9)
• 22: in dallas tx: more to come (1)
• 21: todd hido photography (2)
• 19: two videos / two buds / one tuesday (3)
• 18: dbclay.com presents Version 3 (3)
• 15: satan and car dealerships (0)
• 13: god bless user reviews (0)
• 12: =( poor kid (1)
• 12: apple’s safari browser is now available to pc’s (0)
• 11: micrsoft made me put down the knife (5)
• 10: roller coaster freezes: people dangle  (8)
• 10: leaping lizards annie! i mean sharks!!! (1)
• 08: boys love boobs (1)
• 07: 3 year old art genius (2)
• 06: burn in hell 411 (0)
• 05: this message will self destruct in 15min (1)
• 04: artist unveils $98M diamond skull (2)
• 03: spot the kid that forgot his ritalin (1)
• 01: ludacris = darsha brady (0)
• 01: top spammer arrested in seattle: i say we kill it. (0)

May 2007  (22)

• 29: dr. death released from prison (0)
• 28: i want to be #1 for ‘diggles’ (4)
• 27: holy hard drive batman! mega info post! (0)
• 25: i am going to bring back water balloons (1)
• 24: die hard is back + it warms my face! (1)
• 24: blue skies in portland = storm alert (0)
• 23: i need to script a virus! (2)
• 21: vlogs are for guys named vladimir (3)
• 19: crazy lady goes off on telemarketer (3)
• 18: mano-destra.com launched (0)
• 17: db clay “pocket art gallery” video (0)
• 17: pot heads call 911: i think we’re dead (0)
• 16: lander concert: may 17th, pdx (0)
• 14: chrysler sells for 7.4 billion: nasa chuckles (2)
• 09: lawfirm puts up a “get a divorce” billboard (0)
• 09: minor body work needed runs like new (0)
• 08: r. kelly confirms it: our law system sucks (0)
• 06: autistic man draws rome (3)
• 05: chick express (4)
• 04: bruce willis drunk (1)
• 03: rally chick looses it (3)
• 01: top 10 millionaire counties (0)

April 2007  (14)

• 30: air: “electronic performers” (2)
• 27: the portland tram (1)
• 24: alec baldwin message (2)
• 24: come on! seriously?!? (0)
• 22: treadmill #2 (0)
• 20: lazy cat (2)
• 17: the opening to “Rad” (1)
• 17: cnn pulls out the oversized headline (2)
• 13: the first poster (1)
• 10: samurai sword: HIYA! (0)
• 09: dance dance revolution (0)
• 06: nin + star trek (0)
• 04: a bowling tribute (3)
• 04: some random pictures (1)

March 2007  (25)

• 29: pokemon kid (2)
• 27: 93 pounds of women’s underwear (1)
• 26: severed bee heads + bodies (0)
• 22: the root of my name: diggle (7)
• 22: sad world (0)
• 21: karate kid clip (0)
• 19: potty training tips (0)
• 18: flash used well (0)
• 18: world’s fastest body scanner (2)
• 16: tricky – overcome (1)
• 16: the brandon tribute (3)
• 15: jesus murphy… who does this? (0)
• 14: Viacom sues Google (2)
• 13: Dr. Petroff (0)
• 13: macbook pro problems (0)
• 12: my recent movie reviews: yoohoo! (0)
• 11: the new standard menace (3)
• 11: modular chair (1)
• 09: five end day scenarios (2)
• 09: indonesian plane crash (2)
• 06: a tribute to the dmv menace (0)
• 06: you mean thong song isn’t #1 anymore? (0)
• 05: beatbox how to (1)
• 01: cell phone beating over jeans = shame  (0)
• 01: drunk squirrel: we have all been there (2)

February 2007  (13)

• 28: i just joined this chicks army (6)
• 20: graememitchell.com | 2007 (2)
• 20: guy guns down a computer monitor (3)
• 20: modern hip hop? (2)
• 19: matt katz – the love division (0)
• 19: for the love of god: it’s 2007 pay attention! (1)
• 17: the next 10 day’s in portland (1)
• 15: mike tyson scares me (0)
• 15: if it is your blog: don’t hold back (0)
• 09: story of my life: part duex (2)
• 08: anna nicole smith collapses: the tribute (6)
• 03: nine inch nails – only: mano-destra remix (0)
• 02: news: paul allen your teeth are gross! (1)

January 2007  (17)

• 30: stop using internet explorer: it sucks! (0)
• 29: call the future: a stalkers dream (0)
• 28: mr. diggles + new york = good times (0)
• 26: nyc + graeme mitchell (1)
• 20: day of birth: check out your stats (1)
• 20: neato firefox speed tip (1)
• 16: january 16th (2)
• 14: this chick has some game! sing it! (1)
• 13: paula abdul: hittin’ the chrondo (0)
• 11: basketball court to hockey rink (0)
• 11: i want to choke this girl (0)
• 10: BTK killer’s home to be turned into park (0)
• 07: tigger accused of smacking young fan (0)
• 06: this kid is going nuts (1)
• 03: the gaffer’s bounce lamp (0)
• 02: free movies (1)
• 01: 2007: music + mind + body (2)

December 2006  (15)

• 27: x-mas lights on crack (1)
• 21: my friends in nyc + a gay song (0)
• 19: this is my favorite video on the web: forever (1)
• 18: mr. diggles teams up with NASA (0)
• 17: it is wild that this stuff still sells (1)
• 13: scary mary poppin’s (1)
• 13: yahoo vs. myspace (0)
• 10: “hey dude i got an idea!” (0)
• 08: “the cancer fags” music video + i’m in it! (1)
• 06: what is a favicon + how to change it (2)
• 06: i can’t help but boast: this song is really good (3)
• 05: dna portraits: hang your insides on the wall (2)
• 03: know when to buy airline tickets (1)
• 02: “yes! we’re finally gettin’ paid!” (1)
• 01: pointless but damn cool (2)

November 2006  (16)

• 28: usb rechargeable batteries = dope (2)
• 27: graeme mitchell: welcome to web 2.0 (0)
• 27: site is finally back (0)
• 19: crime doesn’t pay: this guy sucks (1)
• 18: silent hill = crap (0)
• 14: video game chick vs. $1 (1)
• 14: bill gates says u.s. education system needs work (2)
• 13: online music: the best use of your broadband (4)
• 13: mano-destra: “november” mp3 (0)
• 11: electronic musicians: prepare to be humbled (1)
• 10: graeme mitchell photography (0)
• 09: go to italy: drink wine + stare at the H20 (1)
• 04: apple vs. dell (0)
• 04: superstar dj keoki: from hero to darsha brady (3)
• 03: ugly people dot com (2)
• 03: fucking europe: bliss vs. madness (2)

October 2006  (22)

• 31: riomaggiore: finding some peace (1)
• 31: happy halloween: this year i am doing nothing! (0)
• 26: search engine optimization: not just for darshes (1)
• 24: db clay + mt. hood: 2007 plans (0)
• 24: yahoo laser to ask: anybody there? (0)
• 24: cd vs. the shredder (0)
• 18: for the love of god: get a mac (0)
• 18: the story of my life (7)
• 17: universe might be pill-shaped: science.com article (0)
• 14: united states v. zacarias moussaoui: the 911 exhibits (0)
• 14: pdx made break.com + we look like darshes (3)
• 12: v for vendetta: my half-ass movie review (1)
• 11: woman charged with using baby as weapon (0)
• 11: google to buy youtube for $1.65 billion (2)
• 07: wordpress audio player plugin (0)
• 06: mano-destra: the other side (1)
• 06: miniature earth. new to me. (0)
• 05: graeme mitchell photography (1)
• 04: spyware + spam = mystery (3)
• 04: and then it was – the first vlog (4)
• 03: loose change – get out of my head! (0)
• 03: vlog + youtube (1)

September 2006  (1)

• 25: introducing mr.diggles.com (3)