the best part of this article is the line that says: police concerned how to match bras and panties with victims

i could see the police putting together this intensive program where they cross examine and measure local women to get to the bottom of this conundrum… who undies are these? that is what this is all about right? brining peace to the victims who are grieving the loss of their hanes.

cop: mam, we were able to locate your thong… we recovered it from the perps mattress. here you go- justice is served.

victim: omg thank you! i don’t care where these have been, i am going to put them on right away!

i am a darsh: here is the article

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