mustaches + ouija boards + petra = balance
Posted: July 1, 2008
there was a small response to me having a mustache in my pictures with graeme posted below. i decided to post the creepiest mustache picture i have of myself. this was may of 2005. roughly 3 months after we officially launched db clay.

this was also the same month garett and i were on a picture binge. we thought everything was worth a snap shot. at one point we went to a thrift store and found this ouija board that dated back to 1962. i thought it was so cool. we brought it back to our studio at the time and decided to have a prop photoshoot. while we decided to pose with it, we both refused to use it. fuck that. my life was stressful enough.


one night garett decided to have this uber boost of creativity. i was not present. i came to work the next morning and garett had painted the board and decided to put a db clay logo on it. i was upset at the time because my original plan was to sell the board on ebay since it was vintage and in really good condition. we got it for $10 and the same board was selling for $72 online.
you know what i call that? a profit margin.
since then we have used this ouija board for various events as our official sign. creepy yes. but if you look in the picture with me alone above you will see directly to my right an LP of petra. we practice balance.
well, pictured below is the board as it sits today. a relic slash art piece now slash blog post. i wish slash could play his guitar right now. dumb.

for the record: i have never have nor do i ever plan to officially use an ouija board and i highly suggest against it. unless you are a total jerk off lookin’ for trouble.









mr.70’s-porn-star, don’t worry, ouija boards only work for a group of 14yr old girls in slumber party mode; especially if one of those girls has an older, scummy brother.
From jecka on July 1st, 2008 at 12:18 pm
ouija boards, 14 year old girls, slumber parties and porn stars are some of my favorite things.
not so into scummy brothers.
From tears on July 1st, 2008 at 2:41 pm
what about a hot scummy brother?
hey mr.diggles, apparently you can use the ’stache as a weapon! : http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/01/oates-stache-hall-of-a-weapon/
From jecka on July 1st, 2008 at 3:31 pm
dude… um… AWESOME!
From HERO on July 4th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Scratch that… I meant:
dude … um … Is that your Trans-Am parked in the driveway?
From HERO on July 4th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Oh wait, scratch that too… I meant:
dude… um… are those authentic AMBER VISION sunglasses? You know they’re great for night driving.
From HERO on July 4th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Memories of junior high slumber parties are comin’ back to me. And I’m with you- there’s just something wrong about a ouija board.
From Anne on July 8th, 2008 at 1:41 am