do i want to go outside or sit on the couch?
Posted: March 25, 2008

at least he can review both options at the same time.
this is my friend channing’s dog and i have had the chance to watch this guy grown up from a small puppy. he keeps getting fatter and his eyes keep drifting farther apart.
looking at him will make even a cold hearted bitch force a tight lipped grin.
he might be part deer.









OMG Milton is SO huge!!! What happened?! Good lord, he must weigh as much as my son by now!
From Jecka on March 25th, 2008 at 10:45 am
My friend used to date a girl with the same problems. He never got the nerve to ask which eye he should actually look into when they talked. He broke up with her because, like your friend’s dog, she kept getting fatter.
From HERO on March 25th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
He’s horselike in a way… or maybe cow.
From Anne on March 25th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
He’s BEAUTIFUL
From Milton's Mommy on March 26th, 2008 at 4:29 pm