My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 28, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

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news reporter pwned! monster mega!

Posted: March 14, 2008

i love news reporters. they are the closest thing to artificial intelligence on the planet. they may speak matter of fact but they also feel pain.

this dude is reporting at the mountain tracking the time on two inner-tubers racing and one of them hits him. and this causes the dude to make a full flip.

the clincher: he finishes out the story on the ground in shrilling pain.

mmmphhh… that was a bad idea… unnhhh…

Got to give him credit for not losing his temper… though we do not know what he did after he walked off to the side.

I know I would be pissed, even if it was my fault for standing in the way.

From SRWright on March 14th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

Hi!
I do not like such plots
In the world there is a lot of suffering
Impact and pain
But it not great ????? ?????? and banana
The positive is necessary
Aleksei
Russia
Moscau

From Name (required) on March 15th, 2008 at 8:04 am

I needed a laugh today! Poor dude…

From Anne on March 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

“That was a bad idea”

No, you think? Ah well hindsight is 20/20 and at least he has accomplished a feat many have not- flipping like he’s in a kung fu movie.

From Ann on March 15th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

hahahah.. sorry but I cant help but thinking that that was really funny.. :P I stumbled upon your blog today and i just love it! Im linking to your blog from mine if its okay.. http://www.meiio.se Its in swedeish so i dont think you would understand a word of it anyways..:)

From Emma on April 14th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

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