My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 28, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

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the famous grape lady

Posted: November 29, 2007

nothing makes me feel more warm inside than watching the media make mistakes… especially when they are painful. this is an old video apparently but my friend jake showed me when i was down in california last week.

i love how she tells the other lady to stop then tries to rapidly stomp ahead as if it they were actually competing. in the middle of her clever deuce she slips and eats shit knocking the wind out of herself disabling her clear ability to moan out the pain on live television. beautiful. my junior high shop teacher would be shaking his head if he saw this - damn kids shouldn’t screw around!

it has a nice ending to it when it pans back to the studio and the news anchors couldn’t look less concerned. they try to remain professional while holding back laughter and the inner voice saying omg i am glad that wasn’t me… fuck you tina!

oh my i think she is actually hurt… - oh yeah i think she is

this video made me laugh so hard i couldn’t breath - much like the lady in the video. LOVE IT!!!

I can’t believe that they didn’t laugh. I guess they didn’t want to add themselves to the “on-air ass” list with Tina.

From Anne on November 29th, 2007 at 5:15 pm

no pain no gain!!! she is now famous on a depressing level.

From mr.diggles on November 29th, 2007 at 6:10 pm

[...] am confident this video would make it. grape lady would join the party as well as the kid who takes the skeeball to the [...]

From "mr. diggles - who needs a video? + you" on March 11th, 2008 at 10:02 am

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