My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 28, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

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autopilot mario

Posted: September 12, 2007

i like mario. who doesn’t? i have an emulator on my macbook pro that allows me to play super nes games with a snes controller. dork alert - i know.

well in super mario world there is a counter that keeps track of how much of the game you have completed. i played every level i could find but there was one that i could not beat for the life of me. i almost started to believe that it was not possible. so someone found out the trick to the level and that is to put down your controller and put mario on autopilot.

you mean, i can beat the hardest level in the game and make a couple of phone calls at the same time. holy shit neato! knowing my ADHD i will probably still pick up the controller and derail the show.

this is what I need to do. It will always be in auto pilot while I just pretend to play. we can make bets and I’ll win money for us…

From tracy on September 17th, 2007 at 10:50 pm

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