My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


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i need to script a virus!

Posted: May 23, 2007

dumb guy

a computer specialist put up a simple text advertisement on the internet offering downloads of a computer virus for people who did not have any. this was part of a 6 month advertising study and the results? within that 6 months there were 409 people that clicked on the ad that said is your pc virus-free? get it infected here!

i guess i wasn’t entirely surprised. there are some really dumb and confused people out there which i why i believe spam still exists. if it didn’t work then it would have been gone a long time ago.

check out the article here

i have become a big fan of the website tv-links.co.uk which will blow your mind. the funny thing is that they have minimal ads (which i love) but they are potent. i have found they are usually one of two. the first one, which is the most annoying, auto-plays some chick saying congratulations! you have been selected to receive two free ipod nanos! which i think the use of the word selected is comedy. and the second is panning images of celebrity body shots with enticing call-outs like see jessica albas wardrobe malfunction. the conundrum: how do i wear two ipod nanos while i watch jessica do her thing?!?

yes these are the thoughts of people like the guy in the picture above. the spam + virus angels if you will.

Related posts:

  1. top spammer arrested in seattle: i say we kill it.
  2. a computer so small, it fits in a wall socket
  3. spyware + spam = mystery
  4. free psychic readings
  5. you can hug your kids with nuclear arms

why are you not capitalizing. are you angry with the shift key?

From Justin Kistner on May 23rd, 2007 at 9:04 pm

big trucks and big letters equal small wieners. i swear to god i don’t have a small wiener. i SWEAR!!!!

From mr.diggles on May 24th, 2007 at 2:36 pm

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