My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


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93 pounds of women’s underwear

Posted: March 27, 2007

bra man

the best part of this article is the line that says: police concerned how to match bras and panties with victims

i could see the police putting together this intensive program where they cross examine and measure local women to get to the bottom of this conundrum… who undies are these? that is what this is all about right? brining peace to the victims who are grieving the loss of their hanes.

cop: mam, we were able to locate your thong… we recovered it from the perps mattress. here you go- justice is served.

victim: omg thank you! i don’t care where these have been, i am going to put them on right away!

i am a darsh: here is the article

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93#..wow…that is a “problem”..at least it was not 100# then I believe it would be a homeland security “problem.”.

From Patty on March 29th, 2007 at 8:38 am

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