My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.


I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 28, happily married + living in Portland, Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I tend to talk about emerging web culture + how ridiculous the media is but the majority of this site consists of stuff that makes me smile. find archives here

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news: paul allen your teeth are gross!

Posted: February 2, 2007

paul allen

okay so i have to say this. this dude is the second half to microsoft and is one of the richest men in the world. if he is a billionaire then why doesn’t he get his grill fixed? if i was him and i had that kind of cash the first thing i would do is i would kill everyone close to me for not bringing it to my attention and then i would pay a tough guy to kick my face in.

for the love of god paul… even if you are worth a grip, your teeth make me want to vomit. - mr. diggles

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He actually painful to look at. How would you ever be able to look him in the eye?

From Anne on July 10th, 2007 at 2:29 am

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