put him in a body bag johnny
Posted: May 6, 2008
so close to finalizing a few major projects.
my posting will be lacking until.
My name is Benjamin Cavanagh Diggles.
I am the web director + co-founder of db clay. I am 27, engaged + living in Portland Oregon. I don't have many reasons for keeping this blog. I love to talk about emerging web culture + how retarded the media is but mostly it consists of stuff that makes me smile.
I fear neckties + 2012 + I have mild OCD but I will always post, so please come back if you are interested in a little thing called fun
. Feel free to leave a comment + not be an asshole. Chill, none of this means anything.
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Posted: May 6, 2008
so close to finalizing a few major projects.
my posting will be lacking until.
Posted: May 3, 2008
could you imagine if this was your sister or someone in your family and you ran into and old friend and they asked so, what’s tina been up to?
um, tina has been on an international tour performing in front of audiences her ability to break objects with her freakishly enormous boobs.
i do remolding on the weekends!
- no pitches tina. you know the rules.
Posted: May 1, 2008
my buddy mac sent me this last night and it is brilliant.
this dude tried to cash a bunk check for 360 billion and it didn’t go over well. i guess the picture of him is what really makes the story.
this is what his face is saying to me at least:
or maybe
and who could forget
come on dude, next time go for something more reasonable and less suspicious… like 225 billion and make the notes section read grandma wants to pimp my ride
.
Posted: April 30, 2008
i have come across a few really bizarre videos as of late. i have placed them in order of being painfully awkward for your wednesday enjoyment. the final video is the grand daddy of weird. my friend ryan sent it to me and i could hardly finish it. but yes, i finished it. uber::awkward. you can do it.
THE MEGA FAN
it’s still real to me damn it!
THE INTERVIEW FROM BEYOND
AIR HUMP
never the same
Posted: April 29, 2008
this website is way for people to keep each other informed on what is going on in traffic using their cellphones via twitter
.
even though it is yet to be available in portland i thought this was a nice use of an online social tool. the site was designed by josh pyles of pixelmatrixdesign. i got josh’s card at a social media function months ago and i finally decided to check out his site. he definitely one of the most talent web designers in portland. i am pumped since i finally have someone i can refer projects to that i know will kill it.
great job josh!
Posted: April 28, 2008
got this email from a close friend this morning. i am sure if you haven’t heard of the story he is referring to, you eventually will.
Have you guys been reading that news from Austria on the father who kept his daughter in the cellar for like 24 years and raped her continuously. She had like 7 kids by him. I mean straight fucked awful.
Then you read the news reports and read shit like lead psychologists says she’s ‘most likely severely traumatized.’
The media is a method to promote passive mediocrity, created and supported and needed by those it pacifies. It’s our collective cellar we cower into.
We’re like cows who build our own fences.
And ask yourself, what’s a gay cow say?
Moo mother fucker.
note to self: do not do a google image search for ‘gay cow’ with the safe search filter off… i’ll never be the same.
Posted: April 25, 2008
we are in the midst of launching a new website at db clay. unfortunately we have hit a few speed bumps so i have had a little extra time on my hands. so i decided to give evil backwards a little bit of a face lift.
we now have a couple of new characters to boot! if you like my blog, which i can’t understand why you wouldn’t, then you should just out some other neato blogs on evil backwards.
omfg, holler back gf!!!!!!1
Posted: April 23, 2008
my brother sent me this. some drunk chick at an office party decides to bash her boss on camera while he stands behind her listening.
he handles it pretty well. if i was him i would have been less understanding. thus why i carry knives…
i love you ken onion. thank you for making me feel like a badass when in fact i am not.
Posted: April 22, 2008
when i saw the video above i thought of the video below. except it should say this your brain falling directly into a mouse trap
.
if this was a class i would have been the smart ass in the back that would have asked um, which drugs would equate to a scramble?
dumb
Posted: April 21, 2008
my friend mark seriously had this idea about 14 months ago. he explained how neat it would be if current headlines could be made into t-shirts on the fly so the next day you could be wearing the most current events. possibly even before people hear about them. like mr. diggles blog posts considered for the bible
or mr. diggles writes about t-shirts and stuff
- the gems really.
well, cnn is doing it. if you go to cnn.com you will see a new nifty t-shirt icon they have added to their latest headlines. click on the icon and you can order a tee. to be honest, i would have never guessed cnn would have implemented this. if it is around in 6 months then we will know it is working.
i am curious how they figure who makes the cut or not. as you can see above, not every headline is cool enough to turn into a t-shirt. or maybe it is a matter of taste? Polygamist ranch kids to get DNA tests
didn’t make it, nor did 20 bodies found floating near Bahamas
. hmmmm.
yes john karr, even you could have a t-shirt floating around out there.
My God Foresaken Cellphone Says:
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