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it is interesting that while we blame everyone and their sister in the middle east for 9/11 they all call shenanigans. osama bin laden even warned about the attacks a few days before 9/11 saying that what is about to happen has absolutely nothing to do with him or his people. hell, i could go on and on about all the anomalies of 9/11 – i just wanted to post this picture cause i thought it was profound. plus it looks like he is listening to U2 on his ipod. read the story here
speaking of this stuff i spent some time doing some time lapse videos off my deck this weekend watching the clouds. i know i am a nut case about chemtrails and i am always pointing them out but it dawned on me that it would look much more impactful if you were to snap pictures over a span of time. my time lapse is cool, no doubt – but then i found this gem below. yes it is 4 minutes long but watch it. it takes place in france and runs from essentially 6am to 10pm.
it almost looks fake. a lot of people call me an idiot for posting this stuff. but no one ever has a good explanation wtf this is. i for one am fascinated.
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if you are a boy and you have not then stop what you are doing and go do what you haven’t done.
supposed to snow here on tuesday – i would be shocked since it was like 70 this weekend. and that is my weather report. not first. not live. not local.
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i download and bump all of annie nightingales mixes. she often features the king of breakskrafty kuts – who i can’t get enough of. he recently won multiple awards and he deserves every one of them. i cut out his 17 minute mix for you to check out. you can also hear his interview below the mix. enjoy!
krafty kuts on annie nightingale – march 3rd 2010
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krafty kuts on annie nightingale – march 3rd 2010 (interview)
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here is a video of our favorite fast food leaders going hard. seeing wendy on the pole and jack getting his eyeball licked would be enough for me to call that night a success.
this reminds me of a prodigy video that i am very tempted to post – however it is NSFA – (not safe for anyone) – i am sure i will post it anyway. happy friday.
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it is like a freak show. all i kept thinking was did they forget to put her dress on and finish her makeup?
if we could take this clip back in time when the howdy doody show was playing and spliced it in i think the viewers would have panic attacks. i sent this to my friend julian for a lolz and i wonder if that was a bad idea.
good job honey, but unfortunately you still have to go to school and be normal…
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Look. This is going to come off as some sort of pitiful love letter and I’m sure 4 months after it happened, you’re still getting emails. DB Clay was the first brand I ran into when I got back into any sort of artistic wanderlust. The wallets inspired me in a way few things did and I’ll miss them. I’m afraid to even use my Ms. Frey because it’s some sort of memory of something that’s gone now and I don’t normally get like that. I still carry the Puzzle Wallet wherever I end up. Anyway, if you’re keeping a mailing list of sorts to notify people of when/if you’re ever entering the whole scene (not necessarily wallet, but otherwise, anything really) again, ping me back. Best of luck to you sir, at your current job and any future place the world takes you.
i love it. we miss you db clay.
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this is wild. the site is called chatroulette and the concept is that you hit play and it instantly finds someone else and sticks you together in a full on video chat. like russian roulette but for video chat and without the fear of dying. all you need is a webcam. so i guess there is some fear – the fear of seeing someone doing wacko shit.
the video below is a nice safe example of how to have fun with it. however i imagine most people have a different idea of fun with a live camera. it spooks me the fuck out to be honest. i connected and instantly i was staring at this teenage dude and i was like c-ya!
here’s another feel good clip – i like this.
i heart and hug you all.
UPDATE: here is jon stewarts take:
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discovered this track while digging through some tiesto stuff. yes it has an element of cheese but damn i could listen to it a zillion times. tgif internetZ. pump it!
Chainside – I Would Die For You
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welcome to 2010’s most popular excuse for cheating on your spouse. i know his pr agency was sitting around brainstorming thinking how do we bring tiger back? we need to somehow make him look like a victim………… wait… i got it! it’s the vagina’s fault! he’s like, uh uh addicted! yeah!
well, fuck you pr agency and fuck you tiger. i figure if i use the word fuck enough you will see that i think this is lameo. fuck.
it’s not that i don’t believe in sex addicts. i have met a few – i call them sex pots but either way it’s the real deal. however, that being said – i do not think tiger is one of them. god complex maybe. sex pot? no.
so i started reading and i just had to pull some stuff… this is from another case:
After leaving the treatment center, he continued on outpatient treatment, and has not cheated on his wife again.
i love that. i assume he got better at lying? maybe used ashley madison dot com? read the rest of the shenanigans here. oh, and stop having sex people! your all addicts!
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this is wild. for some reason i remember seeing this at one point however my friend brino recently sent it to me and i was floored. it is nuts to hear donald duck constantly repeat hail hitler! – there is a wiki article here if you want to see what it is all about.
i am a strong believer that walt disney was from a satanic bloodline. sounds nuts i know. but it is worth reading about.
